He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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