we're blogging at a bar
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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