I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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