I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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