Got a toothbrush?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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