The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
