Can Purell be used as lube?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I'm both gender and math confused
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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