Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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