he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
