I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Gay?
German.
Pity.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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