with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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