She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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