That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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