After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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