I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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