Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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