Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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