He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
And then he peed in my hair
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