I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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