Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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