she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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