Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
