Dual....:-)
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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