1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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