But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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