they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I hate all girls vehemently.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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