Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
You dont lie about slip and slides
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Come share oat with me in your robe
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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