Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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