so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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