she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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