so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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