Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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