i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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