But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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