is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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