just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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