I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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