They should really pass out barf bags in church
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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