apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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