i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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