I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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