Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Hippo gnu deer
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Panties = found
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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