Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
You need Xanax blowdarts
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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