once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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