They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
he was CRYING into my vagina
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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