I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
