Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Randomize
