She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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