I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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