Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
ebdebdebdebd
wow
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
