He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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